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BOZICH, Numbers don t lie: Kentucky vs

BOZICH | Numbers don't lie: Kentucky vs. Louisville #1 NCAA Base - WDRB 41 Louisville News Better scenario for college baseball in the state: Kentucky vs. Louisville?

Thank you for participating in our poll. Here are the results so far:

Same Super Regional 44% 117 votes Separate Super Regionals 56% 151 votes

BOZICH | Numbers don't lie: Kentucky vs. Louisville #1 NCAA Baseball Super Regional

LOUISVILLE, Ky. (WDRB) – Oregon State is the top-ranked college baseball team in America, a program that won back-to-back national titles a decade ago.

Louisiana State put more than 11,000 fans in Alex Box Stadium when the Tigers won their NCAA Baseball Regional last weekend. They send players to the big leagues the way John Calipari sends them to the NBA. Baseball is a bigger deal than basketball in Baton Rouge. Sorry Ben Simmons.

But guess which of the eight NCAA Super Regionals has the two teams with the highest combined Ratings Percentage Index numbers this weekend?

LSU and Oregon State are not involved.

That would be the Louisville Super Regional, the one that will match Kentucky (No. 8 in the RPI) against Louisville (No. 5), starting Friday at noon at Jim Patterson Stadium.

You can argue about the unfairness of this tournament seeding, how the Wildcats and Cardinals should have been separated into different Super Regionals with a trip to Omaha and the College World Series on the line.

That’s reasonable. That’s defensible. Instead of one program from the state of Kentucky guaranteed to visit Nebraska, the state deserved to have two teams chase that prize. Got it.

Here’s the flip side: The programs have already created the state’s finest baseball moment, selling out Patterson Stadium (including more than 2,000 standing room tickets) more than three full days before the first pitch.

Put the NBA Finals, NBA mock drafts, the Governor’s Cup, basketball recruiting and the Belmont Stakes on hold. Kentucky and Louisville playing a best two-of-three with the finest arms from both teams working overtime will command the stage this weekend.

Back to those RPI numbers, the ones that put the Wildcats and Cardinals with combined power rankings of 13.

The next closest?

Florida (No. 3) playing host to Wake Forest (13) for a combined 16. Then there is Oregon State (No. 1) welcoming Vanderbilt (19) at a combined 20.

The other regionals are not close: Texas A&M 33 vs. Davidson 93 (126); Long Beach State 10 vs. Cal State Fullerton 28 (38); Florida State 9 vs. Sam Houston State 37 (46); TCU 6 vs. Missouri State 22 (28); LSU 4 vs. Mississippi State 20 (24).

Looking for another reason to praise Louisville coach Dan McDonnell and Kentucky coach Nick Mingione?

Try this: Texas is the only state with more programs still playing than Kentucky.

The Longhorn State is usually represented by the Texas Longhorns. Not in 2017. It’s TCU, Sam Houston State and Texas A&M.

Kentucky is one of four other states with two programs still turning double plays.

Follow the weather map to identify two – California (Long Beach State and Cal State Fullerton) and Florida (Florida and Florida State). North Carolina, with surprising Davidson and Wake Forest, completes the group.

One other note: The SEC reasserted its dominance last weekend, advancing six of its eight tournament teams to the second weekend.

The league is guaranteed one spot in Omaha because Mississippi State visits LSU. Vandy, UK, Texas A&M and Florida will try to turn Omaha into Birmingham West.

The ACC had a tougher weekend, losing four of its seven tournament teams. Only U of L, Florida State and Wake Forest survived.

I’ll leave you with this nugget: A forecast for Game One has been posted at WarrenNolan.com – Louisville 6, Kentucky 4.

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Rick Bozich Stories More>> BOZICH | No breakthrough (or breaks) for Indiana as Michigan wins in OT BOZICH | No breakthrough (or breaks) for Indiana as Michigan wins in OT

Beating Ohio State, Penn State or Michigan remains a king-sized problem for the Indiana football team as the Hoosiers found out again against Michigan Saturday.

Beating Ohio State, Penn State or Michigan remains a king-sized problem for the Indiana football team as the Hoosiers found out again against Michigan Saturday.

BOZICH | The next move David Padgett needs to make for Louisville basketball BOZICH | The next move David Padgett needs to make for Louisville basketball

David Padgett has made two solid moves as the acting Louisville basketball coach this week. Padgett can complete the three-point play by making one more.

David Padgett has made two solid moves as the acting Louisville basketball coach this week. Padgett can complete the three-point play by making one more.

BOZICH | Bobby Petrino Q & A on NC State loss, Boston College challenge | VIDEO BOZICH | Bobby Petrino Q & A on NC State loss, Boston College challenge | VIDEO

Bobby Petrino said that Louisville will be without linebacker Stacy Thomas and halfback Malik Williams as the Cardinals try to regroup against Boston College Saturday.

Bobby Petrino said that Louisville will be without linebacker Stacy Thomas and halfback Malik Williams as the Cardinals try to regroup against Boston College Saturday.

BOZICH | Monday Muse: Louisville's ailing D; Kentucky's poll snub BOZICH | Monday Muse: Louisville's ailing D; Kentucky's poll snub

More statistical evidence of Louisville's defensive malaise. Is Kentucky being snubbed by the college football polls? More love for Mark Richt and Nick Saban.

More statistical evidence of Louisville's defensive malaise. Is Kentucky being snubbed by the college football polls? More love for Mark Richt and Nick Saban.

BOZICH | Post-Snap Read: Louisville defense, Petrino "not getting it done" BOZICH | Post-Snap Read: Louisville defense, Petrino "not getting it done"

Louisville's defensive issues continued Thursday night as the Cardinals sagged to 1-2 in the Atlantic Coast Conference while losing at North Carolina State.

Louisville's defensive issues continued Thursday night as the Cardinals sagged to 1-2 in the Atlantic Coast Conference while losing at North Carolina State.

BOZICH | Louisville finds natural quarterback in acting AD Vince Tyra BOZICH | Louisville finds natural quarterback in acting AD Vince Tyra

Friends and former coaches at Trinity and the University of Kentucky describe acting Louisville athletic director Vince Tyra as a natural quarterback with outstanding business skills.

Friends and former coaches at Trinity and the University of Kentucky describe acting Louisville athletic director Vince Tyra as a natural quarterback with outstanding business skills.

BOZICH | If Louisville basketball, Padgett call, Crum & Williams will serve BOZICH | If Louisville basketball, Padgett call, Crum & Williams will serve

Former Louisville Hall of Fame coach Denny Crum and U of L player Tony Williams said they would be happy to help Cards' acting coach David Padgett this season.

Former Louisville Hall of Fame coach Denny Crum and U of L player Tony Williams said they would be happy to help Cards' acting coach David Padgett this season.

BOZICH | Post-Snap Read: Louisville pops Murray; Petrino hopes Jurich returns BOZICH | Post-Snap Read: Louisville pops Murray; Petrino hopes Jurich returns

Louisville improved to 4-1 by defeating Murray State Saturday. The Cards face a five-day turnaround before playing at North Carolina State Thursday night.

Louisville improved to 4-1 by defeating Murray State Saturday. The Cards face a five-day turnaround before playing at North Carolina State Thursday night.

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Clemson vs Louisville Live Stream: 2017 NCAA Football GameGuide

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ESPN.TV Clemson vs Louisville Live Stream: 2017 NCAA Football Game Guide/Watch Online 16 Sep Full Coverage,how To Watch Clemson Tigers at Louisville Cardinals Football Live TV Stream Info ?

The Clemson football team will travel to Louisville on Saturday. Here is all the information you need to watch, listen, or stream the game live.

Clemson football has gotten through the first two games of the season unscathed.

The Tigers defeated Kent State 56-3 and then Auburn 14-6 at home the past two weeks. Now, Clemson will head up to Louisville, Kentucky to take on the Cardinals.

This game, in many perspectives, could decided the ACC Atlantic Division.

All that being said, here is all the information you need to know to watch, listen, or stream the Clemson football game live on Saturday.

Clemson Football Game Information:

Who: #3 Clemson Tigers (2-0) at #14 Louisville Cardinals (2-0)

Where: Papa John’s Cardinal Stadium in Louisville, Kentucky

When: Saturday, September 16th at 8:12 p.m.

Where to watch: ABC

TV Announcers: Chris Fowler (Play-by-Play), Kirk Herbstreit (Color), Maria Taylor (Sideline)

Where to listen: Clemson Radio Affiliates, 105.5 the Roar App, Sirius Ch. 119, XM 202.

Radio Announcers: Don Munsen (Play-by-Play), Rodney Williams (Color), Reggie Merriweather (Sideline)

Betting Line: Clemson -4

Clemson football will be looking to take control of the ACC Atlantic Division with a win on Saturday. Florida State may have something to say about that, but it certainly seems like it will be a race between the Tigers and Cardinals this season with the injury to Deondre Francois.

Overall, I think Clemson should be able to move the ball against the Louisville defense. And I also believe Lamar Jackson and the Cardinal offense will have some troubles moving the ball.

There will certainly be some points scored throughout this one, but it may come down to who has the better defense. That is, without a doubt, Clemson. Next: Clemson Football: Scouting Report vs. Louisville

3 meetings, Clemson leads 3-0.

Last meeting: 2016, Clemson won 42-36.

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Clemson Football vs. Louisville: Game Announcers, TV Info, Line, More The Clemson football team will travel to Louisville on Saturday. Here is all the information you need to watch, listen, or stream the game live.

Clemson football has gotten through the first two games of the season unscathed.

The Tigers defeated Kent State 56-3 and then Auburn 14-6 at home the past two weeks. Now, Clemson will head up to Louisville, Kentucky to take on the Cardinals.

This game, in many perspectives, could decided the ACC Atlantic Division.

All that being said, here is all the information you need to know to watch, listen, or stream the Clemson football game live on Saturday.

Clemson Football Game Information:

Who: #3 Clemson Tigers (2-0) at #14 Louisville Cardinals (2-0)

Where: Papa John’s Cardinal Stadium in Louisville, Kentucky

When: Saturday, September 16th at 8:12 p.m.

TV Announcers: Chris Fowler (Play-by-Play), Kirk Herbstreit (Color), Maria Taylor (Sideline)

Where to listen: Clemson Radio Affiliates, 105.5 the Roar App, Sirius Ch. 119, XM 202.

Radio Announcers: Don Munsen (Play-by-Play), Rodney Williams (Color), Reggie Merriweather (Sideline)

Clemson football will be looking to take control of the ACC Atlantic Division with a win on Saturday. Florida State may have something to say about that, but it certainly seems like it will be a race between the Tigers and Cardinals this season with the injury to Deondre Francois.

Overall, I think Clemson should be able to move the ball against the Louisville defense. And I also believe Lamar Jackson and the Cardinal offense will have some troubles moving the ball.

There will certainly be some points scored throughout this one, but it may come down to who has the better defense. That is, without a doubt, Clemson.

3 meetings, Clemson leads 3-0.

Last meeting: 2016, Clemson won 42-36.

Make sure you check back here on Rubbing the Rock for more updates, analysis, and news heading into the matchup with Louisville in just three days!

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The Kentucky Wildcats take on the Louisville Cardinals on Saturday, November 26, 2016 at Papa John's Cardinal Stadium. The opening line for this game has Louisville as 26 point favorites. This season the Wildcats are 6-5-0 against the spread and their over/under record is 6-5-0. The Cardinals have an over/under record of 7-4-0 and they are 5-5-1 against the spread.

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Stephen Johnson finished with 101 yards through the air for Kentucky last week. He completed 5 passes out of 9 attempts for a 56% completion percentage. The Wildcats were led in rushing by Benjamin Snell, Jr., who finished with 152 yards on 14 rushes. He ended the contest with an average of 11 yards per carry. Garrett Johnson was the team leader in receiving with a total of 46 yards and 3 receptions. He finished the game with an average of 15 yards per reception. As a team in that game Kentucky got a total of 14 first downs. Of those first downs, 10 came on the ground while 4 came through the air. They ran 49 total plays for 410 yards for the game. The Wildcats ran for 281 yards on 35 attempts.

Lamar Jackson finished with 211 yards passing for Louisville last week. He went 20 for 43, resulting in a 47% completion percentage. The Cardinals were led on the ground by Jeremy Smith, who finished with 49 yards on 6 carries. He ended the game with an average of 8 yards per rush. Seth Dawkins led the team in receiving with 49 yards and 3 catches. He finished the game with an average of 16 yards per reception. Louisville had 18 first downs total. 10 came from running the ball and 8 came from a pass. They ran 83 total plays for 312 yards for the contest. The Cardinals ran for 101 yards on 40 carries as a team.

Kentucky scores 30.1 points per game on offense this season, which ranks 60th in Division 1. In the passing department, they average 12.2 passes on 22.6 attempts for a 53.8 percent completion percentage this season. They throw for a total of 172 yards per game through the air as well, which ranks them 111th in college football. The Wildcats run for an average of 245.5 yards per game on 43.7 attempts for an average of 5.6 yards per carry. That ranks them 16th in the nation. They also run 66.4 plays per contest and average 6.3 yards per play for an average of 417.5 yards per game, ranking their offense 62nd overall this season. The Wildcats average 19.8 first downs per game which ranks them 94th in the country. They accumulate 45.7 penalty yards per game via 5.1 penalties, which ranks 98th in the nation.

Kentucky allows 208.5 passing yards per game, ranking 40th in D-1, and they allow 30.5 points per contest on defense, which ranks 78th. They give up 16.4 completions on 28.5 attempts per game for a completion percentage of 57.5. The Wildcats allow 223.1 rushing yards per game on 43.5 carries for an average of 5.1 yards per carry, which ranks their rush defense 107th in the country. Kentucky allows 431.5 total yards per game including 6 yards per play, which ranks their overall defense 85th in terms of yards per game. They force 1.5 turnovers per contest and get flagged for 6.5 penalties for 49.6 yards per game, ranking them 47th among D-1 teams.

Louisville averages 46 points per game this season on offense, which ranks them 1st in the country. In the passing department, they complete 20.2 passes per game on 34.9 attempts for a 57.8 percent completion percentage. They throw for 303.9 yards through the air per game, ranking them 15th in Division 1. The Cardinals run for an average of 254.6 yards per game on 40.4 attempts for an average of 6.3 yards per carry this season, which ranks them 12th on the ground. They also run 75.3 plays per game and average 7.4 yards per play for a total of 558.5 yards per game, ranking them 1st in the country on offense. The Cardinals get an average of 26.2 first downs per game, which ranks 6th in the nation. They average 74.1 penalty yards per game via 8.1 penalties, ranking them 6th in college football.

Louisville allows an average of 193 passing yards per game, which ranks 26th in Division 1. Their defense overall allows 21.7 points per contest, which has them ranked 24th in the nation. They give up 17.4 completions on 32.1 attempts for a completion percentage of 54.1 per game. The Cardinals allow 99.2 rushing yards per contest on 36.3 carries for a 2.7 average per rush, ranking their overall rush defense 6th in the country. Louisville allows 292.2 total yards per game for an average of 4.3 yards per play, which ranks 7th in D-1. They force 2 turnovers per contest and 6.3 penalties for 59 yards in each contest, ranking 91st in the nation.

Kentucky is 6-5-0 against the over/under this season

Kentucky has an ATS record of 6-5-0 this season

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Louisville is 7-4-0 against the over/under this season

Louisville has an ATS record of 5-5-1 this season

11/20/16 WR Jeff Badet Hip "?" Saturday vs. Louisville

11/20/16 LB Jordan Jones Back "?" Saturday vs. Louisville

11/15/16 WR Alexander Montgomery Knee out for season

10/21/16 LB De'Niro Laster Knee out for season

10/21/16 LB Kobie Walker Shoulder out for season

09/28/16 RB Mikel Horton None has left team

09/20/16 QB Drew Barker Back out indefinitely

08/28/16 DL Regie Meant Personal has left team

08/19/16 DB Darius West Knee out for season

09/29/16 S London Iakopo Knee out for season

09/26/16 LB Trevon Young Hip out for season

08/19/16 DB Cornelius Sturghill Foot out for season

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TIM: Okay, well, I'm, um. I'm gonna go get help. Just sit tight, I'll be right back.

ED: Don't tell anyone I'm here. Please don't tell anyone I'm here.

ED: This really isn't any of your business. Just . I'm not in any trouble. I'm in here because I want to be. Please just move it along, and don't tell anyone you saw me here.

TIM: Well, don't worry about that, because I can't see you. Because you won't come out!

ED: That's the idea.

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ED: Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen y'all go through here. I've seen people walk through these woods here with that same T-shirt on.

TIM: Um, well, you might have it mistaken for someone else. There's only a few hundred of us, so we usually only pass through an area every 800 years or so.

TIM: Well, you couldn't have seen

ED: Yes. Yes, I could have. I've been in here for 9,313 years.

TIM: Nine thousand years?

TIM: Oh God in Heaven. You're Eddie Krieger.

ED: You have to promise me you won't tell anyone you saw me. Promise me.

TIM: Well, I mean

ED: If you do, you will be fucking me over more than you can imagine. For whatever that's worth, for the love of God, tell nobody.

ED: Not even your people. Not even the, the No Rock, uh

TIM: No Rock Unturned.

ED: Not even them.

TIM: Okay. You know what, I promise. I won't.

TIM: But if I could ask something in return?

TIM: See, what I do is . in order to get to know people better, I have these questions I ask everyone I meet. It's on this piece of paper here. Could I at least ask you the first . ten?

ED: What the fuck for?

TIM: It's just that I

TIM: I really care a lot about what I do. It means a lot to me to get to know everyone I come across, if I can. And I'll tell you what, I've been doing this for a really long time, and I have never run into anyone who was sitting in a cave and wouldn't come out. It'd about kill me if I couldn't at least talk to you.

ED: All right. Fine, all right.

TIM: Thank you so, so much. Okay. Question One is "what's your name?" Eddie . Krieger. Man, I can't believe it's you. Cannot believe it.

TIM: Already knew that one, so we can skip it . um,

ED: That counts as one.

ED: No free ones. You have eleven left.

TIM: Jeez, all right. You're the boss. Question Two. "Can you tell me a little bit about where we are?"

ED: Okay, all right. You're standing next to Beargrass Creek, which

TIM: Oh! Yeah, it seems like an interesting creek.

TIM: I was just trying to say something nice.

ED: Did you think you were going to hurt my feelings because you didn't like a nearby creek?

ED: Sorry for what?

TIM: I don't know. Sorry.

ED: So you're standing

ED: So you're standing next to the south fork of Beargrass Creek, which runs all around Louisville. I'm sitting in what would be called Eleven Jones Cave, if anyone remembered it was here, which nobody does.

TIM: Okay . I'm gonna go off-script for Question Three. Why is it called Eleven Jones Cave?

ED: I'll answer that, but before I do, there's something we need to do.

ED: Here. Come over here.

TIM closer: Here?

ED: Closer, closer. Just for a second. Get in the shot.

TIM even closer: Here?

ED: Hello, whoever you are. I'm Eddie, and

ED: What was your name?

TIM even closer: Tim.

ED: And this is Tim. And you, the reader, are reading this on uh,

ED: What's that site with the name that sounds like ESPN? Sports site.

TIM even closer: ESP, uh

TIM even closer: ESPNation? SP Nation?

ED: ESB Nation. And you've been reading in on our little conversation here. It's in somewhat poor taste to address you directly, but some things are more important than the fourth wall. One of those things is your personal safety and well-being.

ED: We're about to talk about Eleven Jones Cave. This is a cave I live in, but I can only do that because I am unkillable. If you're reading this prior to the year 2026, you are extraordinarily killable.

ED: Do not attempt to enter this cave. I say this for two reasons, the first of which is that there is a very real risk of you getting stuck in it. The second, and more important, reason is that this cave harbors extraordinarily high levels of carbon dioxide.

ED: I know how people are. Maybe you're telling yourself, "well, I'm special, I won't let myself get poisoned by carbon dioxide." You will, and you'll be remembered as the person who died in some crappy cave because you read it in a story you read online about sentient 178th-century space probes who watch football all day, even though the most handsome character in the story completely interrupted everything to explicitly tell you not to.

TIM closer: Who are you talking to?

ED: Don't worry about it.

TIM: Well, if you won't answer, that doesn't count as one of my questions.

TIM: You're still on Question Three. Why's it called Eleven Jones Cave?

ED: Nobody really agrees on the story there. The most boring answer is that it was near a couple of properties owned by guys named Leven and Jones, and the name just kind of morphed out of that.

ED: The more fun story is that in the 1800s, there was a gang of bandits known as the Eleven Jones Gang. They lived in the cave and built bedrooms out of its little corridors. They installed an iron gate in here to protect all the stolen treasure they stashed here. If you believe all the stories everyone ever told about this cave, there's tons and tons of treasure back here. There's a Confederate sword from the Civil War. There's a cannon, for some reason.

TIM: Is any of that stuff really in there?

ED: Pass. I pass on that question. Ask another.

TIM: What? Why won't you tell me?

ED: I'm gonna go ahead and call that one Question Four. I don't want to tell you because I don't want to deprive you of mystery. Uncertainty is our greatest scarcity. You should be delighted to not know something.

TIM: Well, I don't agree with that! That's why I'm on this hike. To find out as much as I can about the land and the people who live here.

ED: You're an asshole.

ED: You're an asshole! You have all the time in the world. Infinite time, and just a little bit of mystery. Ration it.

TIM: It's my choice to make. It shouldn't matter to you.

ED: It's going to matter to your future self. What if it's 50,000 years down the road and you're all out of mysteries? Mystery is an exhaustible resource. If you depend on that to make you happy, you better start saving it instead of gorging yourself like a little piglet.

ED: Know where that'll leave you? You'll have nothing left to explore in the world, so you'll look up at the stars, waiting for galaxies to collide. You might see it happen every couple million years. The whole time you're waiting, you'll wish for some old forest to discover, some open house to visit. There won't be any. I bet then you'll remember what I told you.

TIM: Well, what do you do?

ED: That's Question Five. I play the hits. You know what this is?

TIM: A video game, I guess.

ED: It's Double Dribble. One of those old handheld Konami games. The screen is, I mean, you can barely even call it a sceen. It's just a printed picture of a basketball court and a few little LCD illustrations that flip on and off in front of it. Way back when it was made, my grandson showed it to me. I'd never played a video game in my life, I figured I was too old for any of that business. But I played it and played it. You're this little guy, and you have to dribble around the defenders and score. That's the whole game. You get to 99 points, you win.

ED: Takes some time to really get the hang of, but not that much time. Tell you the truth, you play it for a couple weeks and you've got it down, you never miss a shot. So I made up this game where I'd try to beat it as quick as I could, and I'd try to beat my own record. I've got this little timer with me. I'd hit the button with my foot to start it, and as soon as I got to 99, I'd stop it.

ED: And eventually, I realized that it was impossible to beat the game any faster than three minutes, 18 seconds. For about a year, I tried to beat it faster than 3:18 and I just couldn't do it. So I'd see if I could beat it in an exact time. Like exactly five minutes, or exactly 20 minutes and seven seconds. And without a timer, it's kind of hard to

TIM: You played this for a year?

ED: That's Question Six. I've been playing it for 285 years. Usually about eight hours a day, sometimes a lot more.

ED: I decided I'd play it for a total 300 years, that's it. Any more than that and I may as well just stare at the walls of this cave. I kind of feel that way already some of the time. But I've got to make it last, though. There are other games. There's Shinobi, Jordan vs. Bird, lots of others. There are like ten thousand of them. But suppose I get 300 years of play out of each of them. That's only three million years.

TIM: Well, that's a lot of time.

ED: It's three million divided by infinity. Nothing is anything when you're dividing by infinity.

TIM: Why are you in there?

ED: Question Seven.

ED: I'm a safety in a long-distance football game between

TIM: I thought you were a running back.

ED: No. Common misconception. The other team's been trying to tackle me so long, a lot of people forgot what position I played.

ED: Anyway, it's a long-distance game between Louisville and Charlotte. So the field's about 330 miles long. Not as long as some of those other games, but the Appalachians are right around midfield. And it's just a bear goin' up and down those mountains. Charlotte was whippin' our asses, it was 84-14.

ED: Thing about long-distance games, though, is they come with a ton of paperwork. Rules on top of rules on top of rules. A lot of them are just copied and pasted from other games wholesale, who the hell knows what's in 'em? We were around 20 years into this football game before we really went through the rule books and started looking for something we could use.

ED: It's about as big as an encyclopedia set, but me and the rest of the folks on defense spent months going through 'em. Finally we found one. It must have been a leftover from some old game they forgot to take out. It said, basically, if you get possession of the ball and stay in your own end zone for 10,000 years without being tackled, it's an automatic win for you, game over. And of course, our end zone was defined as the city limits of Louisville.

ED: So one of our cornerbacks, she was like, "if there's somewhere you can hide in Louisville, maybe it's worth trying." And I was like, "well, think of how many searchers Charlotte's gonna be able to recruit over the course of 10,000 years. They'll flip this city upside-down, there'll be thousands of them." And but she was like, "well, it's either that or we're losing this game."

ED: A few weeks later, they're just about to score on us again. They've got the ball at Mt. Washington, so you know, they're knocking on the door. They have this quarterback who can just zip it. Good conditions, he can throw it 700 yards. It's one of the most beautiful thrown footballs I've ever seen with my own two eyes. So he just launches it, but the wideout I'm covering falls in a construction site. All of a sudden, I'm all alone. Easy pick for me, but instead of trying to run it back, I retreat to Louisville, right?

ED: Yep, and you can probably fill in the rest. When I was a boy, you know, eight, nine, ten, I used to go back here and play. I was like, "I bet I'm the only person in the world who even remembers that little cave at all." And look at me! I was right.

TIM: You've hid here the entire time.

TIM: You know you're famous, right? Like, really really famous? Nobody's just disappeared in the middle of a game and stayed missing for as long as you have. You're like a legend.

ED: A lot of good it does me. I wake up every morning on a rock. It's wet, smells like crap. The nanos clean the carbon dioxide out of the air and bring me food, but the only food they know how to synthesize is granola bars. God bless those little fellas, but they're dumber than hell.

ED: So if this is what fame is, you can have it. By the way, that was Question Eight, and the answer is, no, I didn't know I was famous and I barely care. You have two questions left.

TIM: Does this game really mean so much to you that you're willing to hide in a cave for 10,000 years?

ED: The game only barely matters to me at this point.

TIM: There seems to be a theme here.

ED: It's enough to keep me going. It's an objective, you know? It's an objective.

ED: You know, I was an old man. I was 87 years old the day we stopped aging. And I was in good health and all that, but I was still waking up every day and telling myself, "Eddie, could be any day now. It could be any day." And I made peace with that. Having an end, knowing one day would be the last day, it felt . correct. It felt comfortable.

ED: That's been taken from me. The telomeres in my cells stopped shrinking. My wrinkles faded themselves away. I remember on my 128th birthday, I woke up and it was beautiful and I went out for a run. I hadn't gone out for a run my whole life! It was the best time I ever had. Goddamn . it was the best morning I ever had. I didn't even have good shoes for it, just my old loafers. Got blisters like you wouldn't believe.

ED: Those were the times, but those times gave way to being afraid. Who wants to live forever? What am I gonna do with forever? And so I figured, you know, I need to get good at living life from second to second. Forget all these big conquests. Live second, to second, to second, to second, one at a time.

ED: That's what this cave is for.

TIM: You're kind of like a monk or something then, I guess.

ED: Suppose I kind of am.

ED: But this cave's even more to me than that. You know, there used to be newspaper articles and things about this cave. Every couple decades, someone would rediscover it and write about it. And people would be like, "well, how about it? Eleven Jones Cave! A mystery cave right in the middle of this big city, and we didn't even know it!" And then they'd move on to something else, and then 20 or 30 years later, someone would remember it again.

ED: And now nobody does. Even my childhood friends, the ones I used to play with when I was a boy, they've forgotten about the cave we discovered in the way back when. Or else they don't care, because I'm sure as hell none of them come to visit.

ED: So this is my cave. And I don't mean it like I own it. I mean it like, this cave is known only to me. It's my duty to know every little crack, every little place the rock juts out. It's my duty to know when the soil gets saturated and the water's about to come wandering through here. It's my duty to look after the little cave beetles. They don't have eyes, you know, they need a little help sometimes.

ED: It's my little speck of the only world I know, and I love it to bits.

ED: Well, you got one more question, I think, don't you?

TIM: Yeah. Would you um

TIM: Would you like to know God personally?

TIM: Because um, see like, the bridge to God is through the cross. I have a diagram, um, it kind of shows how like

TIM: How you cross the bridge of death to find salvation in

TIM: Here, you can have this one.

ED: Ohhhkay. Okay. Just . here, yes, I'll take it, thank you. Thanks. Great.

TIM: I'm so bad at this.

TIM: I'm so bad at this .

ED: Oh! Oh hey hey hey, there's no need to . I'm sorry.

ED: Hey now, I'm sorry.

TIM: I know the Lord's up there. I want to let everyone know He's coming. But I'm just so nervous to tell people. I've been trying all these years and I always feel stupid. So I get real nervous every time.

TIM: And the printer prints it weird, and it's all blocky and fuzzy when you print it out, so it looks stupid.

ED: Maybe He is up there.

TIM: You don't have to be . you don't have to.

ED: No, no, no, really. I don't believe so, but I've been wrong before.

ED: You ever wonder if this is Heaven now? You ever wonder if we're all just there now and we don't know it?

TIM: I've thought about that. All of us have. There's a lot less people who go to church than there used to be, because that's what a lot of people think.

TIM: But I don't think so. But I think about it. And I think, well, I can't be. Because I'm like you, I kinda look at the big long life ahead of me that stretches out forever and disappears. And I get scared. And I think, "this can't be Heaven if I'm getting scared, right?"

TIM: And then I think, "maybe I am in Heaven, and Heaven is scary."

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